It was the add that got me here, couldn't help but to laugh. Just enough of an edge on it to offend those who need to lighten up a little anyway. I am 45 and started running about a year ago. I call it running not because of how fast I go, but because of how fast I try to go. It was my wife that got me into it, she's been running for a couple years. We have done a bunch of 5Ks, a 10k, and a 15K, hope to get a 1/2 marathon in by the end of the summer. My long term goal is to be able to outrun my kids for as long as I can!